The Following is a list of quotes from my Twitter where I established my own Trending Topic. I thought that what I wrote was funny....and true....Friends can be your worst enemy. Enjoy (^_^)
Enemies try to do you dirty. Friends do what Enemies do under the guise of good...smh...only Family4Me!
Enemies will burn your house down from the outside. Friends will burn your house down from the inside.
Enemies stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Odd #SN, Frienemies stab you in the side
Enemies wont tell you that you typo'd. Friends won't either.
Enemies will laugh at you when noone else is laughing. Friends will laugh at you while you're laughing
Enemies will kill you and blame you. Friends will kill you and blame Enemies.
Enemies hate you because they don't understand you. Friends hate you because they do understand you.
Enemies can grow to respect you. Friends can grow to resent you
Enemies hide their plans & show their actions. Friends show their plans & hide their actions.
Enemies will steal your cash & spend it on themselves. Friends will steal your cash & spend it on you.
Enemies steal your personal information. Friends ask for your personal information
Enemies will kill you & kill your kids. Friends will kill you & raise your kids.
Enemies give good advice like, "watch your back." Friends give bad advice like, "don't worry about it"
Enemies will fuck your ex to get back at you. Friends will fuck your current to get back at you
Enemies snitch. Friends "do the right thing."
Enemies make you quit a job. Friends get you fired.
Enemies steal your chain. Friends borrow your chain....without your permission....indefintely
Enemies kill you in the street (guns). Friends kill you in the hospital (pulled plug).
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